Of farts and belches…

Some time ago I had commented on how I hate the sight of the male of the species indulging in something which comes most naturally to them …scratching crotch , yesterday I was subjected to another sight which I find very repulsive , a very pleasant looking middle aged man was digging his nose vigorously, with such concentration and singular devotion that one would assume that his life depended on it , and have u ever been in a dinner table where u hear the person next to you fart (and if its really not your day you smell it too) and u don’t know where to look because you are embarrassed for that person while he gorges on his chicken tikka (filling u with the dread of being subjected to a chicken tikka flavored fart …ewww) and after that you probably will never see the perfectly respectable person in the same light again coz u heard him fart , or the time when the teller of the bank decides to burp right on your face polluting the air with the smell of his lunch… now I m no prude and I confess to indulging in each and every one of these very “biologically justified activities” but then why am I (in particular) so squeamish about the public display of them???
Farting is the spontaneous expulsion of intestinal gas through the anus and is as common and important a biological process as say blinking…then why is there the stigma attached to it …maybe because of the odor it emanates …
Wouldn’t it be nice if we accept these biological functions as normal and stop attaching the stigma to them? A world infested with farters and belchers and crotch scratchers !!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!