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Thursday, February 12, 2009

25 Random things about me…

1) I lie… beautiful, random lies which make complete sense in my mind…
2) I try and wear nice undies whenever I leave home because I worry I will be run over or something and when they perform post-mortem on me I will not look nice (which is also the reason why I brush my teeth right before I leave home)…
3) I recently had bhang for the first time and proved to be a text-book drunk…
4) Whenever I want to sound interesting, I quote from The Hours or from the Home at the end of the World…
5) At times, when I’m particularly pissed with my mother of sister I take random stuff of theirs and flush them down the toilet…
6) I’m not as bad a person as the above five confessions make me out to be…
7) I have never physically assaulted anyone in my 27 years of existence…
8) I have recently developed a passionate dislike for peanuts (which used to be my favourite nut till about a week ago)…
9) I share a very troubled relationship with food…we are like Jimmy and Alison in Look Back in Anger…
10) I envy everybody everything…
11) Though I claim otherwise, nothing really icks me out…
12) I’m notoriously bad with money… not only am I a spendthrift I physically treat them badly too… notes are a crumpled mess in my wallet…
13) Animals unsettle me which is why I’ve never had a pet…
14) If I were a reader I would have moved on by now…
15) I’m mortally scared of being called boring and fat…
16) I like people who like me… as in I can make myself fall for somebody who likes me…
17) Cinema is the presiding philosophy of my life…
18) I don’t read newspapers…
19) I pretend to read books in cafés because that’s how I want to be perceived as-an attractive young man reading a book in a café…
20) I’ve hardly any memories of my school and college days… in get-togethers I just nod and play along with other people’s stories…
21) I’ve promised that I will buy myself a guitar by the end of this year…
22) I discovered scrabble a month ago and was hooked for exactly a day…
23) I fantasise about food every few minutes…
24) I’m a selfish shopper…so much so that I even grudge my three year old nephew his shopping hour with me…
25) I miss home even when I’m there…

I wont tag anyone coz I don’t believe in tagging…